yah dumb bushpigs

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madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

13 hours ago on September 21st | J | 331,384 notes
Tips for hanging out with some good looking boys???

Anonymous

productofsweden:

they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged

13 hours ago on September 21st | J | 31,718 notes
electric-star-blogging:

kh1-era riku summed up in 1 single picture

electric-star-blogging:

kh1-era riku summed up in 1 single picture

14 hours ago on September 21st | J | 754 notes
Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
"You’re not like other girls." Shut up. (via cutely-perverted)
15 hours ago on September 21st | J | 490,618 notes
813,800 plays

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

15 hours ago on September 21st | J | 147,104 notes
kingcheddarxvii:

cosbyandmarc:

The determination and the power

this cat looks like Jerry from Parks and Rec

kingcheddarxvii:

cosbyandmarc:

The determination and the power

this cat looks like Jerry from Parks and Rec

15 hours ago on September 21st | J | 162,036 notes
Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
girl: ....who?
me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
16 hours ago on September 21st | J | 177,126 notes

ophore:

eumycota:

It is getting colder. I am excited for autumn to come.

I was in Seattle the past few days and it was so chilly and it brought me momentary happiness

17 hours ago on September 21st | J | 7,465 notes
17 hours ago on September 21st | J | 13,993 notes

robertkazinsky:

You are not born of man. It was the moon that bore you. Look on your left shoulder and you will find a mark that proves it. Your real father had us open portals all over the world to allow your return. This is the last of them. But we have to make sure that your essence is intact, that you have not become a mortal. You must complete three tasks before the moon is full.

17 hours ago on September 21st | J | 4,002 notes
thedemsocialist:

So you say “Capitalism is the only system that works?”

thedemsocialist:

So you say “Capitalism is the only system that works?”

17 hours ago on September 21st | J | 29,855 notes
findingschmomo:

If you hate Gendo Ikari with a passion clap your hands

findingschmomo:

If you hate Gendo Ikari with a passion clap your hands

18 hours ago on September 21st | J | 12,335 notes
me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
18 hours ago on September 21st | J | 146,927 notes
18 hours ago on September 21st | J | 5,651 notes
killapura:

electrictattoos:

Johannes Folke

Oh..

killapura:

electrictattoos:

Johannes Folke

Oh..

20 hours ago on September 21st | J | 8,287 notes