my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
Tips for hanging out with some good looking boys???
they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged
kh1-era riku summed up in 1 single picture
Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
The determination and the power
this cat looks like Jerry from Parks and Rec
It is getting colder. I am excited for autumn to come.
I was in Seattle the past few days and it was so chilly and it brought me momentary happiness
You are not born of man. It was the moon that bore you. Look on your left shoulder and you will find a mark that proves it. Your real father had us open portals all over the world to allow your return. This is the last of them. But we have to make sure that your essence is intact, that you have not become a mortal. You must complete three tasks before the moon is full.
So you say “Capitalism is the only system that works?”
If you hate Gendo Ikari with a passion clap your hands